David Hasselcoiffe

A hair style all it's own, that can never be repeated. Perfect wind blown seperation and body right down to the folicle. Always perfect wet or dry, sober or while throwing up on your children.

"Dude, is that him? The Night Rider guy?"
"Whoa! totally looks like him! Hairy beast-master chest and the straight up David Hasselcoiffe!"

david weng

a guy that eats his own dog

David Weng stupid

David Reale

The guy who played Glen Coco in Mean girls.

Guy: Who played Glen Coco?
Girl: David Reale

4 for you Glen coco, YOU GO GLEN COCO!!

David attenbruh

The greatest meme documentary maker

I watched the latest David attenbruh documentary

David Mann

David Mann is a great person, probably the best person you will ever meet! Make sure that you respect him.

David Mann is a really cool guy

The David effect

When someone gets cuter in a matter of seconds

Asia:that boy is so cute
Kylie: no eww he's ugly

5 seconds later
Kylie: OMG he got so much cuter
Asia: I call this a case of the David effect

slammin’ david

Working hard, grafting, putting a lot of effort in

“Man I’m so tired, I’ve been slammin’ david over this assignment all week”