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When you have a closing shift but you need to open the next day. Also called clopening.
Dan Schneider: "What do you mean you have to work tomorrow morning? Didn't you just close?"
Rob Dyrdek: "They hit me with the San Diego Double Fuck man. I have to go in again."
The act of doing a handstand and shitting while someone uses your mouth.
Jen is so classy. Last night she did a handstand and sucked me off, and at the end gave herself a San Diego Top Hat.
Diego Martir is a boy who I love sm. He gives me so much joy and happiness. I have a fan page for him called @cutiiediego and I’ve been in the fandom for about 6 months now and I love it.
But back to Diego.
He makes me keep fighting, he gives me motivation to smile each day and not give up on myself.
I love him to the death of me and I could fr die for him, no matter what.
Diego Martir is the love of my life, I swear. Dm me and I’ll show myself Diego HAHAH
Diego Martir is a very kind person. He is short and tanish, has curly hair, is a pro at soccer and has so much love to give around. He is beyond caring and everything about him is attractive . His dimples can make anyone fall in love and that’s what makes him Diego. He is a ladies man and can steal ya girl. Diego works out a lot and has like a 600 pack. Idc if hes short I LOVE HIM. He issa great kisser and and good hugger. Diego is a social media star too and has birthday is December 24 2003. What town do u want him to tour at?
Girl 1: "Look Its the HOTTIE Diego Martir."
Girl 2: "OMG Diego Martir GONNA B MY SNACK TONIGHT."
Girl 3: "NAH Diego Martir GONNA B MY DINNER
TONIGHT."
Girl 4: "He gonna like my booty."
He is just an amazing person, loves his fans, is cute, smart, and a kind person. He have curly hair, dimples and the best boyfriend :)
We love you diego martir <3
Te amamos diegooo <3
by Alondra ~
When a woman is having sex with a man and she tells him to keep going, but he interprets that to mean that she wants him to ejaculate inside her.
Shelly was having sex with James when he San Diegoed her.
Group of girls who neglect someone on the same vacation
Maria really San Diegoed her when she didn’t include someone in the picture