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Despite the energy and resources spent to create it, it's not even worth the time to practically use it
"Hey! Did you see the new JC Penny's they just built?"
"Didn't they go bankrupt?"
"Exactly! Another concrete dildo for the neighborhood!"
When a man excramates, and then proceeds to place the excrement in an area that is below freezing, so that it becomes rock solid. The man then proceeds to ejaculate on top of the feces, so that it provides an all natural lubricant. Then he gifts it to their partner, allowing them to recive sexual pleasure through the penetration of the anus, or vagina.
"John received a mortal infection through the penetration of one of Jason's famous all natural dildos."
A french dildo is the act of taking a baguette and putting it inside a vagina or an asshole. Some people then make a sandwich out of the baguette.
guy: hey babe, im feeling kinda freaky tonight.
girl: well, you wanna try the french dildo?
A line of 50 women standing behind 50 men with 12-inch strapons penetrating their anuses.
Man I'd love to have a dildo train with them!
A feminine child, not quite a teen annoying their father on a beach trip.
Child: it’s too hot on the beach.
Dad: go take a dip in the sea ya Dildo Baby
A Dogs favorite toy amongst a pile of dildos is the butt plug of its owner.
You ruined my erection doggy dildo.
Is used only when referring to "Moke" (a terrible terrible human) - as a diss to make his dick go through his mouth hole and out the bottom one - basically calling him a cagina/Bagina/vagina
"Oh yeah fuck off moke. You're just a big Ol' dildo pocket. Suck on that sister"