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A french dildo is the act of taking a baguette and putting it inside a vagina or an asshole. Some people then make a sandwich out of the baguette.
guy: hey babe, im feeling kinda freaky tonight.
girl: well, you wanna try the french dildo?
A line of 50 women standing behind 50 men with 12-inch strapons penetrating their anuses.
Man I'd love to have a dildo train with them!
A feminine child, not quite a teen annoying their father on a beach trip.
Child: it’s too hot on the beach.
Dad: go take a dip in the sea ya Dildo Baby
A Dogs favorite toy amongst a pile of dildos is the butt plug of its owner.
You ruined my erection doggy dildo.
Is used only when referring to "Moke" (a terrible terrible human) - as a diss to make his dick go through his mouth hole and out the bottom one - basically calling him a cagina/Bagina/vagina
"Oh yeah fuck off moke. You're just a big Ol' dildo pocket. Suck on that sister"
A visual game that involves trying to pick out a dildo in a clustered mess of socks and underwear in a horny woman’s dresser.
Just like “Where’s Waldo,” when my slob girlfriend gets horny she has to play her version called Where’s Dildo? in order to find it while she’s still moist.
A dildo face cock sucker is someone who has a penis shaped face and sucks cock.
Person 1: ur ugly
Person 2: well ur a dildo face cock sucker