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That kid must be a mule driver. I see him driving it all day long
People that are crazy on the road and daddy is rich
Passenger: USE YOUR TURN SIGNALS
Bmw driver: what are turn signals
A man who has supreme control over his rig or cock and uses it to please the ladies.
Stanley pulled out his big-ass rig, showed it to Ursula, and proceeded to thrust it deep within her womanhood. " Oh Stanley! You're the greatest rig driver in northwest Arkansas", Ursula moaned.
When you tie a rubber band around a glove that is wrap around your penis
Dang man, I didnt have a condom but I had gloves and a rubber band. Thank god she liked Dirty Bus Driver Hands
An alcoholic beverage consisting of one half of a Mad Dog (MD 20/20 -- any flavor) and filling the remainder of the bottle with 80 proof vodka.
I was bombed off my ass riding down the road on my bicycle. I shouldn't have had that Mad Driver.
One of the most aggressive drivers on the road. Usually from New York, but can be from New Jersery or Eastern Pennsylvania. Weaving in and out of traffic and a high rate of speed are a normal occurrences. Hated by most, but not as much as a Sunday driver.
"Wow! That guy is driving really fast!"
"Yeah, he must be a Northern driver."
"Yup, look at his license plate. New York."
"Asshole."
Someone who has years of driving experience and has never had a car accident. Very experienced driver.
Driving a bus or semi truck makes you a double black belt driver because those take skill to drive.
Did you see how that guy avoided that car accident so quickly?! He’s totally a black belt driver!!
This blizzard is impossible to drive in, only a black belt driver can do it safely!