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When someone is credited an assist even though it has been a significant amount of time has passed when they were last a part of the play.
“Dude, it was 10 seconds since you last touched the ball. How’d you get an assist still?”
“I think that’s one of those ‘Eli assists.’”
Eli the shithead is a 7th grader at JFK Middle school who loves rubber bands. He also is very very stinky. He goes to the bathroom to go shit twice every single period.
ELI! THIS IS YOUR 5TH TIME TODAY, GO TO YOUR SET
Eli, stop taking my rubber bands!
Eli the shithead, get away from my rubber bands!!
Eli, stop shitting on the desk!
The name Jean Elie is two different names in one. The name Jean is a Hebrew baby name. In Hebrew the meaning of the name Jean is: Gift from God. While Elie means god is great.
People with the name jean elie are often the center of attention, and enjoy careers that put them in the limelight. They tend to become involved in many different activities, and are sometimes reckless with both their energies and with money.
Also,you a clever, quick, analytical mind, but you suffer with a great deal of self-consciousness, lack of confidence, and much aloneness because of misunderstandings.
After all that being said jean is a loyal, good in bed, and he will treat you like the queen you are.
Everybody need a man like jean elie
This guy love to eat pussy but is known to "supposedly" told to suck some SERIOUS dick, wants to stick his penis in some pussy and sometimes little children. Forget that last part actually the Feds might sh
Eli Moody loves to eat out girls if he ever got some (which he doesn't)
A young agricultural cracked out gypsy. Great on his feet. Even sweater in the sheets.
Eli crackrock is comin to get ya
shae is honestly the best person to exist. She loves her friends so so much. and her boyfriend? she would do anything for him. literally he is her world and she is his. anyeways eli S + E for life? <33
"Omg is that Shae and Eli?"
"yeah! they are perfect for eachother."
A complete dumbass with the fattest cock you'll ever meet
Yo bro do you see that person over there their definitely a blonde Eli