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A group sex act in which three people who possess phalluses simultaneously penetrate the orifices of one other person.
Three members of the college football team showed the Captain of the cheer leading squad how a three piston engine worked.
A term used to describe extremely energetic anal sex, where "the pilot pushing throttle" refers to powerful pelvic thrusts, and "sucking FOD (foreign object debris) into the engines" = the lady's undercarriage having spooge, cum, etc. squirted into it!
Derived from when Donald Trump's wig was blown off his head by a gust of wind and sucked into a jet engine.
Adam: Hey Daniel! Tracy!! Keep the noise down in there!!
Daniel: (provocative tone) oh sorry we didn't DISTURB YOU, did we?!
Adam: Yes you most certainly did! Second time tonight as well. What in the name of Jesus are you doing?!!
Daniel: 5 words : It's. A. Full.. Moon. Tonight.
Tracy: basically, owing to the full moon, the pilot's pushing enough throttle to suck FOD into the engines!
he’s a wanker when you first meet him and throughout the friendship he stays the same . he is not funny and has not humour and is a man whore . he thinks everyone likes him but they don’t .
person 1: do u like that boy?
person 2: no he’s such a thomas the tank engine creasey
One who studies the micro bacteria of organisms on planets within 300 to 900 million light years of Earth. NASA specialist intent on proving organic organisms exist through the dimension theorem for space vectors.
A recent MIT graduate and microcosminal engineer, Jake is on the forefront of proving the existence of spontaneal life.
A smellecular engineer is someone qualified in the profession of smell. Smellecular Engineering is provided as a course in most high-level universities and is in high demand from employers.
Those qualified in smellecular engineering ensure that smells are as described.
Saeid: Did you hear that Scott has qualified as a Smellecular Engineer?
Peter: Yeah, he was sniffing my toilet just last week, I'm proud of him.
one of those sayings where you had to be there.
“Wow look at her she’s sharting her engine”
“Definitely”
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One who is addicted to engines has a constant almost never ending need to build and spend money on the motor vehicles one owns. For example; cars, trucks, atvs, snowmobiles, motorcycles, scooters and etcetera. This person may have list written down or in their phone of all the parts they want with prices. These lists will be long and contain almost every aftermarket part available or just everything that makes a big difference in power, handling, reliability and of course looks. They may also have lists like this for vehicles they dont even have yet. These addicts are always looking for more vehicles to dump more money into them so they will have a close eye on the online classified sites for those projects and cheaper parts. If one finds the exact part that they already decided they wanted at what they think is a good deal there is no stoping the purchase from happening. Some addicts can just sell what they built just because something new came out. Others will hold a stronger than sentimental attachment to the build after its done and never think of selling it because they know how much theyd loose selling but will still by the new one regardless. These people become full of joy when they get a new part, new vehicle, drive the vehicle and even cleaning them. Serious depression can occur to an engine addict to lose all there vehicles
David is definitely an engine addict.
Yeah David is definitely addicted to engines
Hi my name is David and i have and addiction to engines