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Created by NaturalMotion, Euphoria is a game engine that creates animation "on the fly" by using a skeletal-muscle system and a collision model, the AI that controls this "ragdoll" is aware of his surroundings and has an underlying sense of self-preservation. Used by Rockstar Games in their games (Eg. Grand Theft Auto IV, Red Dead Redemption, Max Payne 3.) Every reaction is different as it runs on a GPU instead of premade animations, characters will grab their wounds if shot, try to shield themselves from oncoming projectiles or walls, try and find a comfortable position when on the floor, grab things and other people and flail when falling.
Person 1: "Wow this euphoria (Engine) is great!"
Person 2: "I know! Why dont more companies use it!"
Person 1: "Too expensive."
Physics, Chemistry, Other shit Monti complains about in the front, party in the back
Hook - "Hey man, nice mullet bro"
Montana - "Fucking business idiot I'm an engineer, if I was in business I wouldn't be an engineer fuck. I have an engineer's mullet"
Hook - "Shit sorry forgot how sick you were pce"
1. The tight nubile body of a gorgeous woman. 2. More than just tits and ass, also includes hips, thighs, and abs. 3. The overall physical package of an athletic, shapely, and fit woman. 4. The body of a woman who looks like she could wreck 98% of any man she meets.
My friend: "Yoooo! Bro you see the engine housing on that chick over there? Goddamn!"
Me: "That woman would wreck you. You ain't done enough push ups and crunches to hang with her. She's a sexual monster."
Everyone must become Dispenser/Turret/Teleporter and help Engineers to win the game
Engineer Day !
an engineer who works on developing technology for advance and softest wear for the fabric industry. Average pay grade lies between pay worth 100 swim wears to 50 ballgowns.
Software engineers are losing their jobs, its now time to switch to softwear engineer.
Preforming a sexual act on a dehisced surgical site
After she had her arm fixed we were able to try the salt lake stream engine
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When an Engineer is consumed with self-esteem and glory, that despite the downfalls of the supporting product, environment, or company, and subsequent technical debt they are surrounded with (and possibly creating), they assist on creating the "shinny" new thing, and taking all the glory for its bloated success.
James Bond loved being in the spotlight so much, that he sacrificed the integrity of his work and well being of his team, to speedily re-created the company website on his own without consulting his team members. The results worked well, for 1/2 of all customers, but hey! Its really shinny! His ego-engineering communications and broadcast got him promoted, though he continues to break and create technical debt for the Company.