A gentleman gamer who wears the hat of honor for his damsel in distress, a knight without shining armor who is better than those chads that mommie is taking out and is too busy with to make tendies
“Hello M’lady, what a fine evening ‘man *tips fedora* would you like to go out with a gentleman gamer like myself ?”
“No”
“That’s ok, I’m a cordial person and I myself sudied the art of the blade m’lady”
*tips fedora and waddles away with arms flailing like flaccid spaghetti*
^this is a fedora fag
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A creamy cookie made out of fig paste and gayness.
Person A: Hey bro, check out these Fag Newtons! They're awesome!
Person B: Sorry man, I'm not gay. I only eat Fig Newtons.
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A thick syrup-like substance having many applications and coming from the explosion of an especially faggish person.
"Dude! Dako didn't let go of the fire works, now there is just a pile of fag-goo."
"Don't say that in church! God's gunna smite you and there'll be fag-goo everywhere!"
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Someone (probably a male) who overuses the term "swag"
Guy 1: Dude, I got beat up last night by an 11 year old....SWAG!
Guy 2: Swag Fag! -.-
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Dude, did you see that Hollister fag walk by? $10 totally says he's gay.
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A drink named after John Stamos.
man:"I'll have a John Stamos please."
bartender:"Secret Fag coming up!"
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Someone who is a complete loser because they devote their lives to this game.
Not to be confused with WoW player, because ordinary players don't necessarily waste their lives on it.
John: 'I just pulled an all nighter playing WoW to get my Rogue up to level 80 before I go broke and can't renew my membership'
Ted: 'Dude you are such a WoW fag!'
John: 'You play it too!'
Ted: 'Yeah but I don't waste my life on it!'
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