Puppy Fever

A transmissible virus that a hard working, honest, good soul of a lad can contract either from a lass (normally in the high 8s or 9s range) directly or from a unknowingly innocent infected mate who has contracted it from a lass.

It can be flu, stomach or fever related.

Mate, I’m struck down, that lass gave me Puppy Fever.

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Typoid Fever

A condition or disease in which a person cannot spell correctly or use proper grammar if their life depended on it. Classified into two categories: Intentional and Unintentional. May be cured with the use of a typing tutor and/or spell check.

I have a ten page research paper due tomorrow but I'm unable to do it due to to a severe case of sleep deprivation and typoid fever. Who wants to help me cure it?

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bunny fever

When you're in a new relationship and you have sex a lot then out of nowhere one of you just wants to pause the sexual part and the other is left horny and confused

Friend: how are you and your new man?

- "oh we are doing great except he left me with bunny fever this morning but it's whatever."

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lounge fever

When a people studying in a lounge slowly go insane.

"Man, watch out for Camitoe, he has lounge fever."

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Plantation Fever

When a black person is severely attracted to a white person (specifically woman) or their just their money.

Jamal: I heard Tyrone got Jungle Fever for this white chick.
Jatavian: Nah man you got it backwards that’s Plantation Fever.

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bieber fever

Someone who is so sick of Justin bieber that they get a fever

Man I'm so sick I must have bieber fever

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Gash Fever

Flu like symptoms, can be very serious when sufferer also have 'Lash Fever'. You catch it when you get too much Gash in a short period of time. Can be treated by cutting down on Gash in til you fully recover. Avoid going on the Lash when you have 'Gash Fever' at all costs!

1: ''Saw u out lst nite, u was on bare gash!''
2: ''Yeah blud, I got Gash Fever now doh''

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