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Douche flower

A female who suggests something in a bitchy tone, but her male partner doesn’t like or think the suggestion is the right one. And then she explains her reasoning for the suggestion and turns out to be right.

Female: “Hey why don’t we go and get the kids there food instead of sitting outside of our food place.”

Male: “No we can sit here and go get food. Female: “Ummm ok well it’s 5’oclock traffic and it might take us longer to get our food back hot then if we get stuck in traffic and then we wait for the dinner line on top and then more traffic to get home. And if we go get the kids food then ours will be ready and we can save time.”
Male: “Dammit why do you have to be a douche flower.”

by Barbiedoll88 February 23, 2021


Flower Ashworth

failure reject

It means your a failure because you flower ashworth.

by Daisycrown January 21, 2019


nipple girl flower

Dandelion

I love nipple girl flowers

by MattThompsan38895 October 4, 2018


Zubin Flower

Zubin Sedghi, the bassist from the band Tally Hall, as a flower.

Music video: “..is that about a little…”
You; “OH MY GOD IT’S ZUBIN FLOWER

by Dodecahedra March 6, 2024


Prince of flowers

Prince of flowers is a title given to a person who is seen as delicate and kind, I've met a guy who I believe deserves such a title.
He is the most kindest and smartest guy in all the land, with the softest smile and the prettiest eyes, he is as gentle and delicate as a flower and as royal and beloved as any king. He is loyal and wise, caring and loving, words can not describe his presence, the Prince of flowers is someone really hard to find, I'm lucky enough to even have met him let alone call him friend, he has been there for me through thick and thin, rain or shine and he'll always be mine. Never once has the Prince of flowers let me down, when I was at my lowest it was him who lent me a hand, I've never felt happier.

However he is also a bit mischievous and a bit of a perv but all in all a sweetheart, he can get even the saddest of people to crack a smile or giggle, not even a person with a heart of stone could keep a straight face around him. Though the Prince himself so dignified barely smiles, well until now.
He has soft neat hair, beautiful eyes, a few freckles and his food of choice, stew.
This man is the definition of perfect.
He is also quite fond of space, and though so perfect, the Prince too is human and makes mistakes but makes it special is that he acknowledges it and takes responsibility, when he makes a mistake he apologies and owns up to it.

I love you my Prince of flowers and I always will, nothing in this world could keep us apart <3

Person1: omg this guy is the sweetest most kindest I love him so muchhdjdksnd
Person2: sooo a Prince of flowers?

by Little bird <3 April 29, 2022


dickmented flower

Dickmented flower

I looked at Ryan and thought about his dickmented flower. He has an ugly one #lmfaostupidryan

by Blacked fig December 18, 2017


Flower Stick

A synonym for a cigarette

Can I have a flower stick?

by Elwised November 17, 2014