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At the point immediately preceding ejaculation, you blow a smoke ring in the direction you will be aiming in, pullout and cum through the ring
You still talking to that same chick?
Nope. French O hit her in the eye and my work was done.
The act of killing yourself while holding a white surrender flag
Hello my fellow white man.Did you hear about Tom commiting French suicide?
When you are going to have sex with a ugly women, but your penis can't get fully hard. You proceed to have sex with a half chub and have to live with the regret. Hopefully your friends don't find out.
I really needed some last night, but I had to give her the French pencil. She was rough...
Cheese wiz or other liquidy cheese that can be used as a sexually lubricant.
Hey, I ran out of KY so I used some French lube instead.
Leaving a sexual partner with a bruised left butt cheek, a red right butt cheek, and cum sprayed inbetween, in a manner resembling the French tricolour flag.
Friend: How was yesterday night?
You: Amazing. Michael was great, he left me with a French goodbye which was so hot!
Friend: Ew.
Doing tricep extensions whilst a French girl rides you.
Juzzy Beefcakes went to the gym in Paris to work on his triceps. Halfway through his set he was pleasantly surprised by the young French lady who had positioned herself on his lap. He told his friends later on Facebook that he got a "French Extension". His friends were confused.
When you are performing oral or penetration of the anus on someone and they fart in the process.
I brought her back to my place and while I was eating out her ass she gave me a French Fart.