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Using a zip lock baggie as a condom during sex.
On Valentine’s Day I surprised my date with a zip lock and we did some “Baggie Fuckin’”
My friend Farah said "fuckin weird" is the new pretty.
I'm the CEO of taking fuckin weird pictures
When the girl feels so bad for you she'll fuck you just out of pitty
Girl 1: did you really pitty fuck Sam
Girl 2: He just looked so sad I just felt bad
Girl 1: so you end up pitty fucking him
When you're a dumb stoner and it takes you forever to process anything
"Kyle told me a joke and it took me like a minute to get, got my fuckin eggs yolked dude."
An expression of confusion.
Me: (wakes up late for work) OH fuckin' Fuck!
Dad : Ayy last night i was fuckin em hoes
Daugher : Damn u get bitches dad, lemme be one
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when something hnurts so fuckin bad like when you stub youre toe ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
"FUCKIN OW YOU MOTHER FUCKER BITCH ASS FISH HOE"