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Using a zip lock baggie as a condom during sex.
On Valentine’s Day I surprised my date with a zip lock and we did some “Baggie Fuckin’”
My friend Farah said "fuckin weird" is the new pretty.
I'm the CEO of taking fuckin weird pictures
When the girl feels so bad for you she'll fuck you just out of pitty
Girl 1: did you really pitty fuck Sam
Girl 2: He just looked so sad I just felt bad
Girl 1: so you end up pitty fucking him
When you're a dumb stoner and it takes you forever to process anything
"Kyle told me a joke and it took me like a minute to get, got my fuckin eggs yolked dude."
a chubby, spotty girl with a massive nose and forehead
she is an absolute fuckin unit
A person who acts as if they're a humanitarian
Kourtney: Kim, there's people that are dying.
*7 or 8 years later*
Kim: ...Fuckin' fake humanitarian hoe. I actually do shit for the world and fucking fake it all day long and act like Oh, there's people dying Kim(Mocking Kourtney). And what the fuck are doing about it. So shut the fuck up.
(My grandmother said this alot to me, my brother and my cousins as kids. Didn't know what it meant, just found out.) G.P meaning General purpose or, in my case, to do some dumbass, out of hand, unrealistic and unreasonably idiotic shit just because you want to. Fuckin' idiot be better😐
For G.P. / For G fuckin' P.
Keisha: YOU THINK I'M DOING THIS SHIT FOR G FUCKIN' P MARCUS?! BECAUSE IF SO YOU GOT ME ALL THE WAY FUCKED UP.
Marcus: All I did was eat the last of the Chocolate chip ice cream...