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Going out with Tony on Saturday.
That's your third date. You made an appointment to take care of your girl garden?
Hellz yeah, it's like Chewbacca moved into my pants.
the hair on a pussy, pubic hair
"wow, that girl has got some garden bush"
Planting edible plants in spaces designated for shrubbery and otherwise useless foilage. Apartment complex gardens, public parks, and golf courses are excellent targets.
Anywhere nature is being forced to "look pretty" rather than be useful is a good place for some Guerrilla Gardening.
I got sick of seeing nature constrained to human aesthetics so late last night I went out guerrilla gardening.
Guerrilla gardeners plant crops anywhere hedges are groomed or where inedible plants are contained in zones.
A shitty game with shitty mobile ads that show jackshit about the actual fucking game.
Also there is this fucking bald cunt in it who is just all around creepy and deserves to be killed in the most painful ways possible. Boiling alive anyone?
garden scapes ad:"HELP HIM ESCAPE THE FIRE"
you: No fuck off let the bald fucker burn
A type of landscaping, usually found in the south west, in which a yard is made up of small colored rocks, pebbles, and perhaps a cactus or two as opposed to traditional grass. Easier to maintain than a regular lawn.
Fuck mowing the grass, I am going to make a Texas garden in my yard.
A garden where the flowers are arranged to resemble a gradient.
Cerulean: I like how the orange flowers blend smoothly with the yellow ones!
Turquoise: I told you it was a smart idea to grow a gradient garden.
Touching or rubbing the female genitalia to arousal up to orgasm
Made famous by Led Zeppelin in their song 'Houses of the Holy'
" Can I take you to the movies? Can I take you to the show? Can I be yours ever truly? Can I make your garden grow?"