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Flipping out by either kicking, screaming, biting, punching, or swearing.
Mr. Nelson if we don't put up a shade for the window above my head i am going to have a goggle tweek
The law that states every woman is infinitely more attractive with your penis in her mouth.
"Damn that bitch is ugly." "Not with my dick in her mouth. Gotta love the blow goggles."
A man placing his nut sack entirely over his partners eyes as to cover each eye with each nut.
I took a deep swim last night with James. The Burmuda goggles he gave me were quite arousing.
When someone sings so well that that your physical attraction to them intensifies and they suddenly appear 1000x more attractive than before.
Oh my god. His voice is like rich dark chocolate. I never thought I'd ever be attracted to him, but with a voice like that I've got major Choir Goggles for him. He's so sexy.
To inject Heroin into your eyeballs.
"I gave myself Ski Goggles last night after I found heroin in the trash."
It's just like Arabian Goggles but with a chilling twist. The act is performed by a man and a woman or a man and man, lesbians need not apply. The "giver" of the Siberian Goggles dunks his nuts in a glass of ice water and then gently places them in the eye sockets of the "receiver". It is vital that the "givers" anus is directly over the "receivers" mouth. For an added thrill, the "giver" can rip ass, thus creating a Siberian Sandstorm at the same time.
Beatrice was complaining about how hot it was in the trailer, so I told her to lay down and close her eyes. She was thrilled when I gave her a pair of Siberian Goggles, but wasn't happy when she got the Siberian Sandstorm followed by a hot Karl.
When you're single, this can occur at any point, and everyone around you starts becoming attractive and you start to develop pointless crushes on anyone who spends any kind of time with you.
"Dude, I think I am falling in love with the girl who sits behind me in chemistry."
"She has a boil on her chin, and smells like old baking grease... it's just the single goggles, bro."