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What the security detail says to each other over the radio when the honorable senator from South Carolina leaves the airplane and gets into a hmmwv (hummer) for his 97th birthday present from the army, a tour of Ft. Bragg.
We were iritated with Strom Thurmond for living so long, but when we heard that he left the plane it was funny and it made our day, even though we were freezing our assets off.
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He worships...No he praises Elora's ass, he has a miniature shrine in his book bag as he walks the halls of high school. He goes into the bathroom after every hour to "polar bear one out" as Troy said as I asked him. He even said that he "rubbed one out" in class as he sat behind her. All of the things Troy has done to get close to that big juicy ass, has caused him to be classified as a sex offender.
The Obsession Troy has with Elora's Ass has caused Troy to be classified to be a sex offender.
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Mica. Arabella. So disappointing. They see hands and they go crazy
Person 1: did you see those hands?
Arabella: OMG LET ME SEE THEM NOW
Mica: ME TOO
Person 2: damn that is a person who has a hand kink
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A nerdy way of saying "what's up?" Usually only used by nerds with at least some partial social skills. When used by a socially inept nerd, it will generally be spoken to one who wouldn't understand. This is commonly responded to with "The vast expansion of blue, or some sort of solid between it and myself"
Sheldon: "what currently has a positive verticality?"
Penny: huh?
Sheldon: I said, what currently has a positive verticality?. My god woman, can't you hear?
Penny: I meant, what did you mean by that?
Sheldon: well, since a positive value is...
Penny: Can I just say the sky?
:nerds in audience laugh:
Sheldon: Amazing, you were able to pick the right answer, though you forgot to mention the solids between it and us
Penny: Whatever, look, is Leonard home?
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An over enthusiastic pick up line often used to natives of Malta. The meaning being, "Good morning Madam, I wonder if you could perhaps kindly allow me to gently spank you with ever so meaty pig that lies in my trousers."
Man, "Ejja ha nsawtek bil hanzir!"
Man, "I was like Ejja ha nsawtek bil hanzir!"
Man, "Ejja ha nsawtek bil hanzir Mari!"
Woman, "But my name is Elizabeth"
Man, 'Thats what I said"
Man, "Il birah hadt bazz sawwat wahda bil hanzir all night long"
His Mum, *scream* "What have I raised!!??"
*His dad gives him a tap on the shoulder and gives him some house wine that he made*
Kate, "Heard you were with Jake last night, did he like sawwtek bil hanzir?"
Mary, "You are such a perv kate!"
Kate, "Come on you could at least tell us!"
Mary, *snigger* "Well yes we did it... and the funny thing is that he used that pick up line"
*pause*
Elizabeth, "You are sick"
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I have crept
In your ugly world
I have slept
In every way
I have something
Nobody can steal
You have nothing
Because I’m for real
Something Inside Me Has
Has
Died
Died
I don't know
Where I’ll be in a thousand years
It don't show
I've hid it well behind my other tears
In the shadow
Of where you stand in my light
It's so shallow
No need to fight
Because something inside me has
Has
Has
Died
Died
Something Inside Me Has Died
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A phrase (often negative) that describes the speaker but said speaker does not want to be associated with and so they try to obfuscate it by calling their opponents alarmists.
9/10 times, the person using this statement fits the description to the letter.
Fascism is a phrase that has been thrown around so much it has lost its meaning. Anyway, let's talk about the Jewish Question.
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