don’t have a cow, man

1) A saying said by Bart Simpson in seasons 1-9 of the popular animated comedy The Simpsons, until someone got themselves fired and everything got screwed up.

Nelson: You’re stupid! Haw Haw!
Bart: Don’t have a cow, man!

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you shouldn't have done that

A popular sentence of one creepypasta.If you hear this sentence you should know you're already dead, "you can't run,beacuse i will sneak up on you and capture you."" So you better watch your back."

Ben Drowned:You shouldn't have done that
1 victim:Dead

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i have no time

somthething your "significant other" will say to you when, realy, they're cheating on you... or maybe they just really don't hav time??

diane: hey you wanna use my pusse tonight?
frank: i have no time..i..err...need to vacuum my mom!!
diane: yea right!! your probably meeting up with jessica!! we're through!! >.<
2 hours later

Frank's mom: frank!! its time for my annual vacuum!!
frank: arrg!! coming mother!!

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have bigger fish to fry

To have other things to do, to have more important things to do, to have more interestings things to do.

I can't spend a lot of time on the problem. I have bigger fish to fry.

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does carlos have a fupa

This is when you wonder if your peer, Carlos, has a fat lower stomach area.

“Hey Cristina, does Carlos have a fupa?”
“I’m not sure. I’ll check later”

have two right feet

Meaning to be violent or walk extremely fast.

Wow you're violent today slow down your walking way too fast what do you have two right feet!?!

I have to go color

1. The ultimate lame ass excuse when someone asks you to do something. Originally used by a child.

2. A good excuse to use to totally confuse your boss.

Boss: "Jim, get to work on the Johnson account immediately"
Jim (while leaving the room): "I would but I have to go color."

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