holy goodness

An interjection like "holy crap", but toned down so that it can be used without offense. I came up with it before going to church camp... because swearing was obviously not looked kindly upon. If you decide to say, "HOLY GOODNESS!", please remember that you did not come up with such a clever phrase. Can also be spelled "holy goodnezz!" for dramatic purposes.

Holy goodness! Look at that man's face!

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Holy Monkey!

kind of falls in their with "Holy Shit!"

Holy Monkey, look at that! (Ook?)

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holy junk

Used to describe the moment. A clean version of Holy Shit!

Holy Junk Batman!!!

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holy moly

A religious drug addict, especially one that cranks the beat up.

Father, you are one holy moly, AND I NEED THE CRACK ROCK.

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Holy grail

Holy Grail

Experience will tell you a small box is best. Some call it tight pussy but small box is what it is. Lot of people say Asian women have it - possibly, but and I mean a big butt here, white women can have one too 蓮花 and it's the holy grail.

Me: What are you searching for Dude?

Alter ego: The Holy grail.

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holy shit

To enter a church for the sole purpose of moving one's bowels.

Sorry I'm late. Damn bean burritos! I had to stop over at St. Colin's and take a holy shit on the way over.

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holy roller

a religious person, usually white and from orange county. listens to christian rock on the TBN

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