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Human Puzzle

The act of spooning, where ones body contours to anothers, forming an "interlocking" puzzle

Ya man, she completed the human puzzle while we were spooning on the couch!

by mr.healthteacher June 14, 2012


Human Suckipede

When engaging in sexual activities with 2 different people, if you are a male, you would lie on your back, and person 1 would be begin to make out with you. Person 2 would begin to suck your dick while person 1 is making out with you at the exact same time. This forms a chain of three linked together giving a male the ultimate sense of pleasure.

“Bro, what's with your glow today?”

“Dude, last night, Jessie and Heather created a Human Suckipede for me.”

by February 2, 2021


Blank Human

A person that wears Neutral Colors is a person that see’s the better things in life. A person who doesn’t care enough about style, they like to keep it simple and sleek. It often looks like they wear the same clothes twice but they have multiple pairs. They usually Cary very few emotions and usually have a resting Bitch face. They don’t care for the bad things in life. They avoid drama and fights unless they truly have to defend them selfs. They don’t have energy to lie to anybody anymore and most likely have been through a heartbreak or two. They don’t talk about themselves unless somebody asks or that’s how they compare. A blank human does not care for the drama and the publicity, but they care for the fun, the experience, the stories, and the happiness that they rarely get even though They are deserving of it.

Person 1-“Look at Danny, Ever since that girl I haven’t seen an anything but a frown on his face, its been 2 years.”

Person 2 “he’s a blank human, she broke him and he’s still rebuilding himself, he looks mean but he really just doesn’t invite himself or spark conversations with anyone, Maybe we should invite him one day”

Person 1 “ Maybe we should he just looks like he’s been through everything”

Person 2 “ he’s been through a lot, but he’s still pushing, im honestly surprised knowing that 90% of these people could never”

by The Blank Man May 2, 2023


the human fountain

When one person sucks liquid out of another person's mouth, like a water fountain.

Cindy: I took a sip of water, and then he just said "I'm thirsty", and gave me the human fountain.

by vdw17 February 12, 2019


human razor

Using ones teeth to trim their partners pubic hair.

My girlfriend forgot razors on our trip, so I had to do the human razor.

by CMScheids August 13, 2021


human train

When a line of males have their dicks in the next persons ass

Yooo we did the human train last night it was so good

by Johnhandcockrubcumcake April 6, 2022


Human Bomb

Referring To A Person With An Explosive Device Implanted Inside Their Body. Or A Person Rigged To Explode In A Flammable Fashion (Seen In Movies, Does not often happen in real life)

“I’ve got a C- 4 Explosive Sewed Into My Stomach! I’m literally a walking human bomb. I’ve gotta get this thing outta me before it sets off !”

by The International Dictionary December 28, 2021