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An old lady's dry cobweb vagina
She looks like she has a Dusty Wine glass
When you shove a gerbil up into your anal cavity (asshole) followed by a clear beverage glass or jar, as to trap the gerbil inside, but provide him/her with a spectacular view.
Friend 1: "Dude!! That poor gerbil!!!!
Friend 2: "Are you kidding me?? Dude, c'mon.....I gave him a glass bottom boat -he settled down after coming back to discover that shit!!"
Buttplug Looking Glass Bottle Return Salad Shooter Hamster Cage Easy Bake Oven Gerbil Trail
The act of busting a fat load of cum on a woman’s glasses.
Last night I gave that girl a Glasses cumshot supreme
An antonym of rose-tinted glasses.
To see things through shit-tinted glasses means to look at things in a pessimistic manner, to see something negatively, and/or as worse than it actually was. Shit-tinted glasses is usually brought on by angst, having a particularly shit day, or even sometimes for no reason in particular.
Person 1: Fucking christ, looking back on it, my teachers back in elementary school were assholes.
Person 2 (Person 1's friend and former classmate): Not really. Have you considered the thought that you're looking back into the past through shit-tinted glasses? You were kind of a little shit back then.
A tool used by the Greek god Priapus that rings when it identifies a homosexual. Also known as "holy tool no. 002"
"I used my fag-nifying glass to discover his true orientation."
you only see what you are focused on
once the rose-colored glasses came off she could see the whole picture
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Its a show in one of those "Happy Ending Massage Parlors" in Korea.
They put you in a glass box and close it and a young asian girl whos eaten some very gross food and now has massive diarrhea comes and takes a giant shit all over the glass box while you're inside. After shes done they hose it off and let you out.
Tom: Dude how was the glass box show?
Phil: Very very strange. She ate some very bad Kim Chi. But oddly enough, I'm gonna go watch another one!
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