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when someone is highly anticipating something that is to occur the next morning; but to reach that morning they first must sleep through the night, resulting in their waking several hours earlier than normal. sometimes trouble falling asleep out of excitement is associated with this effect.
often experienced by children on christmas morning, teenagers on hopeful snow days, and adult males the night before their hot date with the girl in 6c.
Facebook Status:
5:11 AM - WOOOOOO NO SCHOOL BITCHES!!!!
5:14 AM - why you up so early bro?
5:16 AM - why YOU up so early bro? it's the christmas morning effect! comin over later? mad black ops all day?
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1) A Canadian power metal band from Vancouver Island, BC
2) A reference to ones hardened Penis in the Morning
that better not be your Morning Wood Elf touching my leg.
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masturbating immediately after you wake up in the morning
I had a huge boner in the morning so i commenced my morning blast off
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The act of ejaculating over the body of a female on a saturday night, then stripping her of her clothes, cash, and phone, and finally throwing her out the door.
Bill takes a girl home on saturday night, Screws her and cums all over her naked body. Then he throws her out the front door.She will most definaely be having a "Cold Sunday Morning"!
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When a male awaken's before he's spouse, supporting a large erection. decides to penetrate the mrs while she quietly slumbers.
Tom - "Aww man, i woke up this morning supporting a dirty big horn, so i went for an early morning dip!"
Darren - " Nice one, did you give her the Ninja Bukkake treatment too!?"
Mark - "Tom!, you're a sick fucking Gooch Goblin!"
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the name for the delayed hangover you get when you get so drunk, you wake up drunk, and then the next day is when your hangover kicks in.
"Hello. Yeh, I'm not coming to work today, I have a Monday Morning Hangover..."
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Waking up a man with a blow job, specifically when he has morning wood.
My girlfriend is the best: she starts my Sundays off right with a Portland good morning.
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