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probably the worst school in the world let alone Sharjah with drunk teachers and dumb kids they always make you pass no matter what and every exam has like nothing to do with what you studied
Bro: Hey should I join AL Maarifa international private school?
Me: Bro no that school is a animal park with dumb teachers don't join it
Bro: understandable have a horrible day
It is on April 1st, you can troll anyone.
You've been trolled! Cause it is International TROLL DAY!
Dc international school may seem like a nice IB school. This is completely false. The high school bathroom is often full of horny teens who are hoping for a passing period hookup. The middle school bathrooms are full of confused children making out. The kids are often late to classes due to fights in the hallways. This school is full of vsco girls, fuckboys sports fanatics, and bullies. Finally, WATCH OUT FOR MUNDO VERDE KIDS! (From the Spanish emersion school mundo verde) THEY ARE CRAZY!!!! Overall, this school is a hella mess. Teachers are great, other students however, not so much.
Dc international school means a cumshot school, with cumshots on the third floor bathroom.
Shanghai High School International Division=SHSID=Study Here, Sleep Is Deprived
One of the most prestigious schools in Shanghai.
Positives: The school is ginormous, the facilities are top-notch (ice rink, anyone?), and you can choose from up to 20 sports for PE. The IB program is one of the best in China, with 10% of students getting a full score of 45. Similarly, the school pumps out Ivy League acceptances. The fact that it is more Chinese than other international schools means there's not a lot of problems with bullying and underage drinking/smoking/vaping compared to other schools.
Negatives: The school is extremely Chinese for an international school, with 90% of the population being Asian. They are also very conservative, and prefer downplaying scandals before actually addressing the problem at the roots. The students here are very stressed bc teachers don't understand that students cannot do 3 hours of math homework every night. And it's funny how little the school teaches vs how hard the tests are. Without a tutor, you're screwed.
Oh yeah, forgot the GPA deflation. And how all the previously mentioned Ivy Acceptances are often hoarded by 1 person, though the school wouldn't tell you that.
But despite all these downsides, the students have an odd pride of being there. All in all, despite all the complaining the students does about their own school (and all the fantasizing they do about SAS), they ARE proud to be there.
John: "Which school are you in?"
Adam: "SHSID (Shanghai High School International Division), why?"
John: "Damn, you're such a nerd!"
Adam with a 3.4 GPA: "Yeah, thanks, I guess..."
The international scale of high, or the Highness Scale is a scale I have devised by myself because I am high out of my mind. The scale is measured in Highs, with 0 being sober and no real limit. Highs are determined by grams of weed smoked in the session divided by grams smoked a month.
John: Dude I’m high
Me: How high
John: Lets calculate it using the international scale of high
Me: that’s fucking dope
John: I’m chilling at too fucking high
On January 20, everyone who watched Breaking Bad needs to dress up as Walter White or Jesse Pinkman
Max: Why are you wearing that costume?
You: It's international Breaking Bad day!
The greatest school in the kanto area with an absolute shit athletic program and a campus that is so flammable that a single match could burn the place to the ground.
Guy 1: Do you go to Yokohama International School?
Guy 2: Yeah, but the sports program is so bad