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A gun designer with over 100 gun patents to his name, all of which were successfully sold and put into production. His first patent was for a rifle and sold for $8,000 during the late 1800s. Corrected for inflation, this would be enough to live off the interest in comfort. His most profitable design sold for an estimated $50,000. Many of his models are still in use today, such as the 1911 .45 ACP and the M2 machine gun, which is nearly unchanged beyond higher quality materials even to this day. Followed the engineering concept of KISS: Keep It Simple, Stupid.
He was a member of the LDS faith, also known as Mormons.
John Browning was a genious with gun design.
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Famous for such phrases as:
"I smell somthin' spicy, and I wanna eat it!"
"XBOX Live is awesome!"
"MMMM...that was a good Chinese dinner..."
Dude, yesterday I was playin XBOX, and...and...oh shit...someone stole my Ritalin...
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(1) A plugged up toilet (John) full of shit (Revolta).
(2) A prostitute's customer (John) who is really gross (Revolta).
(3) Nickname for John Travolta.
(1) I went into the gas station restroom only to find a John Revolta. I shat, and got gas, elsewhere.
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A fat shit who screws people other than his bimbo secretary. After the Labour party reshuffle they axed 2 guys and instead of putting this fat shit on a diet and cutting him out, they kept him in.. REMOVING HIS POWERS but still letting him keep his houses, the cars and him keeping his 6 figure salary!
So basically the twat sits on his arse eating pies and wanking off in his 'office' earning more than the highest paid man in Britain.
When he isn't jerking off he's in the House of Commons having the piss ripped out of him anyway. Why the fuck doesn't he just quit?
JP - I'll be eating your pie before too long.. 'Lo Bob.
Rodney Carrington - I got a 12 inch dick and a dozen rozes..
John Prescott - I got a 2 inch dick and a dozen pies..
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A term used to describe a sexual position, and situation. Whereby a man performs anal sex on a women, and just before finishing the man pulls out and proceeds to retrieve, and throw his bowling ball on top of his partner. After this the man immediately releases his creamy load and records the data gathered into Table 1 using all of the proper units.
I performed the John Hanley last night and boy..... it was great.
Joe Marty's favorite sexual act.
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A v. sexy and talented Romantic poet who died tragically of tuberculosis at the age of twenty-five. He thought he was going to be forgotten, hence the epitaph "Here lies on whose name was writ in water", but obviously he's worthy of an entry on Urban Dictionary, so I suppose he hasn't been forgotten, after all?
After hearing about the circumstances of his death, another v. sexy and talented Romantic poet, Percy Bysshe Shelley, wrote the poem "Adonais" and claimed that Keats had been killed by his critics. There is a bit of a difference between dying because you were distressed by someone saying something nasty about your poems and dying because your lungs are half-destroyed, but obviously Shelley couldn't tell the difference.
His best known poems include "Ode to a Nightingale" "La Belle Dame Sans Merci" and "To Autumn".
John Keats was only five foot tall.
(Yes, really!)
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Me: "Hi I'm going to Johns Hopkins Med School"
Girl: "Make babies with me NOW"
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