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John Browning

A gun designer with over 100 gun patents to his name, all of which were successfully sold and put into production. His first patent was for a rifle and sold for $8,000 during the late 1800s. Corrected for inflation, this would be enough to live off the interest in comfort. His most profitable design sold for an estimated $50,000. Many of his models are still in use today, such as the 1911 .45 ACP and the M2 machine gun, which is nearly unchanged beyond higher quality materials even to this day. Followed the engineering concept of KISS: Keep It Simple, Stupid.

He was a member of the LDS faith, also known as Mormons.

John Browning was a genious with gun design.

by Napoleon the Clown July 8, 2006

24๐Ÿ‘ 3๐Ÿ‘Ž


John McCarthy

Famous for such phrases as:
"I smell somthin' spicy, and I wanna eat it!"
"XBOX Live is awesome!"
"MMMM...that was a good Chinese dinner..."

Dude, yesterday I was playin XBOX, and...and...oh shit...someone stole my Ritalin...

by XevasionX May 2, 2005

57๐Ÿ‘ 11๐Ÿ‘Ž


John Revolta

(1) A plugged up toilet (John) full of shit (Revolta).

(2) A prostitute's customer (John) who is really gross (Revolta).

(3) Nickname for John Travolta.

(1) I went into the gas station restroom only to find a John Revolta. I shat, and got gas, elsewhere.

by Bahn, Otto Bahn January 12, 2007

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john prescott

A fat shit who screws people other than his bimbo secretary. After the Labour party reshuffle they axed 2 guys and instead of putting this fat shit on a diet and cutting him out, they kept him in.. REMOVING HIS POWERS but still letting him keep his houses, the cars and him keeping his 6 figure salary!

So basically the twat sits on his arse eating pies and wanking off in his 'office' earning more than the highest paid man in Britain.

When he isn't jerking off he's in the House of Commons having the piss ripped out of him anyway. Why the fuck doesn't he just quit?

JP - I'll be eating your pie before too long.. 'Lo Bob.

Rodney Carrington - I got a 12 inch dick and a dozen rozes..
John Prescott - I got a 2 inch dick and a dozen pies..

by Drum Boy May 31, 2006

36๐Ÿ‘ 6๐Ÿ‘Ž


John Hanley

A term used to describe a sexual position, and situation. Whereby a man performs anal sex on a women, and just before finishing the man pulls out and proceeds to retrieve, and throw his bowling ball on top of his partner. After this the man immediately releases his creamy load and records the data gathered into Table 1 using all of the proper units.

I performed the John Hanley last night and boy..... it was great.

Joe Marty's favorite sexual act.

by Joe Marty June 30, 2011

68๐Ÿ‘ 14๐Ÿ‘Ž


John Keats

A v. sexy and talented Romantic poet who died tragically of tuberculosis at the age of twenty-five. He thought he was going to be forgotten, hence the epitaph "Here lies on whose name was writ in water", but obviously he's worthy of an entry on Urban Dictionary, so I suppose he hasn't been forgotten, after all?

After hearing about the circumstances of his death, another v. sexy and talented Romantic poet, Percy Bysshe Shelley, wrote the poem "Adonais" and claimed that Keats had been killed by his critics. There is a bit of a difference between dying because you were distressed by someone saying something nasty about your poems and dying because your lungs are half-destroyed, but obviously Shelley couldn't tell the difference.

His best known poems include "Ode to a Nightingale" "La Belle Dame Sans Merci" and "To Autumn".

John Keats was only five foot tall.

(Yes, really!)

by Leigh Hunt January 28, 2008

44๐Ÿ‘ 8๐Ÿ‘Ž


Johns Hopkins

My favorite pick-up line

Me: "Hi I'm going to Johns Hopkins Med School"
Girl: "Make babies with me NOW"

by Ben Carson's Gifted Hands May 21, 2009

259๐Ÿ‘ 67๐Ÿ‘Ž