j-hart

A term used usually by women describing a boy or man who acts like an asshole to them always. A j-hart usually cockblocks himself but can't even hook up with a girl who has one leg and or one arm, if he wants too! However, as much as a j-hart cockblocks himself he can actually get some from girls being over two hundred pounds. When seen with a j-hart you are usually categorized under a pothead, meathead, and nutner.

Zach: yo you are being a real j-hart hooking up with that fat girl on the stairs.
j-hart: nahh she was only over two hundred pounds and her face was pretty.
Zach: it really wasn't
j-hart: whatever...wanna go to the gym with me?

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J Humped

A state of extreme inebriation. The act of getting white girl wasted and losing all grasp of reality. One who exhibits loss of inhibitions and sometimes displays violent tendencies along with altered speech and mumbling rants.

Synonyms: hammered drunk, pirate eyed, shitfaced, wasted

I went to the bar last night and came home with no clothes, I was totally J Humped.

Let's all get J Humped and puke in the bushes!!

Getting J Humped makes one of my eyes close, I look like a friggn' pirate.

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j/c

1. Just checking
2. Jesus Christ

Amy: are you going to the dance?
Richard: FUCK YEAH!
Amy: ....okay, j/c

Chris: J/C!!!! I spilled soda on my keyboard!

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Thomas J.

Nut shaker. Males who loves coons. He is a Twover not a Twater. Male who likes to dress up as Harry Potter. Gaybasher. Loves yes on 8.

"I can't believe you are dating a Thomas J. He'll totally try to steal my coonskin hat."

"You shake your nuts?? You are SUCH a Thomas J."

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J-Fag

A pejorative term for non-Japanese who are emulative of Japanese culture, or more often than not, Japanese culture as interpreted through Japanese anime, or otherwise excessively worshipful of Japan and anything Japanese. While some have embraced terms like japanophile, wapanese or otaku, J-Fag is still used exclusively as a slur.

"I was thinking to study Japanese in college, but the stigma created by J-fags made me decide against it."

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J-Drizzle

A male that goes to a party and consumes cheetos excessively thus having a hard-core orange mustache then posing for pictures with drool on his chin

Jason pulled a total J-Drizzle in that Halloween picture.

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j lube

lubricant used by vets, also used for fisting

hey, man! put a bit of j lube in that asshole and get your hand deep in

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