Git on yer Knees bois!

Deputy Ryans orders dem bois to do dis when they claim dat beer isn't derz.Ryans hates bein called a liar bois.

Ryans:Is dis yere alcoholic substance?
Berchowski:That isn't mine sir!I never seen that before in my life sir!
Ryans:You neva seen a beer before? What a retard! Bois! I'm so drunk!

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show me yo knees

a) What you say after someone lifts up a skirt and a bare ass is exposed.

b) A common insult in tai restaraunts when your food tastes like ghonorea.

c) in midieval scotland, under the command of William Wallace, bitches and hoes/skanks/rhinoes revolted due to the regular (and very demeaning) command, "show me yo knees" (the hairiest part off the female scottish body).

d) a way to check that your girl hasn't been on them!

William Wallace - "ugh..."
Hoe - "What pesters thou my king?"
William Wallace - "Show me yo knees and I shall tell thou serpant."
Hoe - **lifts skirt**
Willam Wallace - "That'll do hoe, that'll do."

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do penis have knees

the act of changing a sign with movable letters into a totally non sense pharse and it staying up there for 1 hole day

Sierra,Jessica,Liz kelsey did a do penis have knees.

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double knee chin press

performing oral sex on two knees and no hands

dude ii can't talk right know my girl is doin the double knee chin press on me.

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she has bruises on her knees

It means that she is a hoe that has been sucking dick behind the staples

She has bruises on her knees

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Irish Knee Syndrome

(n). Found in many people of Irish descent, Irish Knee Syndrome is the inability to perform a proper squat while working out.

Brandon-*Goes to Squat*, *Falls Back*
Sam- "You must have Irish Knee Syndrome you retard."

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Hot Dog Knees

A rare condition in which too much synovial fluid invades the patellofermoral groove and alters the position of the menisci. The accompanying swelling distends the knee, prohibits full range of motion and can eventually cause muscle atrophy from restricted use. Locking of the knee can also occur.

Etymology
The name describes the appearance of the medial (tibial) and lateral (fibular) collateral ligaments, which because of the inflammation resemble the appearance of hot dogs. Additionally, this condition is most common in Japan, particular among those who participate in hot dog eating contests.

Treatment
Avoiding hot dogs is the best prevention and treatment for this condition; however, you should consult an orthopedist about whether an arthroscopy is needed. See a dietitian if the condition persists and/or if you are unable to remove hot dogs from your diet.

Takeru Kobayashi was the first person to be diagnosed with Hot Dog Knees.

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