The horrible yellow mush found under your foreskin after a numbers of days without washing.
Hey Dave, how did you get on at Glastonbury?
Great time yeah, the only negative is that I didn’t get to shower all weekend and now I’m suffering from a severe case of knob cheese.
Used to describe a person who is messing around.
"Derick is being a right knob-cheese tonight"
Interference by a third party when your attempting to get laid.
It was hitting in this chick when her "knob goalie" friend showed up.
The handles inserted into corn cobs when eating corn on the cob.
Hey, can you please pass the salt, the butter, and don't forget the cob knobs.
Get a round door knob, cover it in Maple syrup. The girl then fucks herself with the door knob. The guy then scoops the maple syrup out of her Orifice, with his mouth, then puts it in a jar. Then uses the syrup on his pancakes while receiving head.
Can two guys give each other soggy door knobs?
I need to knob off into town.
I'm just knobbing off out.
Where's Pete gone? He's knob off to Benidorm for the weekend.
Right, I'm finished for the day, so I'm knobbing off home!
The act of groping a door knob.
John was known as the knob fondler in high school.