That's What Your Mum Said Last Night

The absolute ultimate comeback. Can be used in any situation, with a maximum final effect.

Sam: "you are a cockbite"
Alistair: "yeah, that's what your mum said last night!"
*sam slaps alistair*

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I didn't come down in the last shower

Australian slang, meaning I'm wise to your game, or don't play me for a fool. This is a slang term not heard often in the regional centres, but reasonably common among the old blokes in smaller townships.

Davo(upon hearing something incredulous): carn mate, I didn't come down in the last shower!

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6ix9ine was the last thing that came to mind

Ay_yyyyyyyyyy

6ix9ine was the last thing that came to mind

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last online 5 years ago

one of the saddest things to read

old friend: I gtg to bed now see u tomorrow
me: Oh ok cya
"then they become last online 5 years ago :("

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that's not what your mother said last night

similar to that's the sound your mother made last night. it also originated from SNL celebrity jeopardy. it was said by Sean Connery and is just another sexual innuendo.

Sean Connery: It's been a long time, Trebek.
Trebek: Not long enough.
Sean Connery: That's not what your mother said last night!

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When's the last time you jerked off?

A male version of: "when's the last time you had your period?"

Can be used in a situation when a guy gets moody because he hasn't jerked off or had sex in awhile. (AKA Man period)

Guy: Man,I'm so fucking pissed off right now!!!

Random person: dude,when's the last time you jerked off?

what did i do last night?

The question you ask yourself or your friends after a night of heavy drinking. Often, you do not want to hear the response, but need to know if you should apologize to anyone or get checked for STDs.
You usually spend the rest of the day dwelling on the events of the past night and slapping yourself on the head saying "doh!"

yo what did i do last night?
Danced with some drunk chick on stage at the bar and busted your ass

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