Meat Missile

Aviation term for skydivers.

That plane is hauling a load of meat missiles.

meat flaps

Same as Meat Curtains. Also known as "roast beef". When a chicks pussy lips are too long and they flap in the breeze like dumbo ears.

That bitch has some nasty meat curtains.

booty meat

possibly the stupidest way of describin a broad with a nice ass, booty was better, came from the song booty meat by soulja boy

girl shake dat booty meat
dat booty meat
dat booty meat
dat booty meat
GIRL!

meat doughnut

the butthole or anal sphinctor

She stuck her finger in my Meat Doughnut and I said "Fuck you ya camel toed bitch!"

Jaggal Meat

When one cums in an envelope 20-40 times then mails it to someone.

Dude who the $%#@ sent me this Jaggal Meat in the mail. That shit smells horrible!

Meat Glancer

A person (usually male) that quickly looks at another man's junk then looks away. Not to be confused with Meat Gazing, which takes longer.

I caught a meat glancer in the shitter checkin out my twig-n-berries.

meat wash

the act of oral sex as performed on a male, blow job

Jill: "I'm not in the mood for the old in-out, in-out tonight."
Jack: "Then could I at least get a meat wash?"