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Mental Hand Job

1. Modern American politics; 2. Ex-girlfriend explaining why you should take her back; 3. Anything uttered by a public defender.

When Sandy said, "But babe, I was drunk, and he didn't mean anything. I love you so much, and I'm so horny right now, couldn't I just come in for one glass of wine?" Larry thought, "Jesus, that was the best mental hand job I've ever experienced."

by pfc. snowball May 13, 2011

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Andrew Tate Mentality

The mindset of thinking of being the most racist, homophobic, sexist, and body-shaming person is the same as being an alpha, sigma, greek alphabet male. (Plus thinking Andrew Tate is the equivalent of god)

Hey, that person over there has Andrew Tate Mentality, I bet he bought all of his classes.

by Jena Tolls November 25, 2022

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Kelly Mental Syndrome

It's when you do the stupidest things and when you get confused by like 2 words. Also you call people ding-a-longs or something along those lines. and you speak in a british accent

Me: Hey Kelly!
Kelly: Oh hey you
Me: so what did you think or that exam
Kelly: did u just say what did u plinko of that emu (in british accent)
Me: Oh Kelly and your Kelly Mental Syndrome

by bobshowsinhoffa June 5, 2011

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mental damn fuckation

severe emotional ar mental distress

blomer causes damn mental fuckation

by not racist April 22, 2003

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Mentally Challenged Muffin

A muffin, who, is mentally challenged. And the coolest thing on earth.

Dude, look at that muffin, I think its mentally Challenged Muffin.

by BloodyRose20 July 11, 2008

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mental buddies

meaning abby and justin - mental buddies for life, bitches !! x



est. reREinvented

" HEY !! theres abby and justin ! have you heard about them? they`re mental buddies ! "
HAHA rofl.

by someone February 19, 2005

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fuk you mental

fuking u silly or stupid

im going to fuk you mental

by teagan 10100101010101 January 21, 2012

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