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Overwhelmingly ugly or nasty prostitute, usually one from a sleazier portion of a town or neighborhood. Generally, this term is used to describe a prostitute that is actually working the corner or street.
Jimmy: Have you passed 13th and Pine yet today?
Me: No, why?
Jimmy: I drove by after lunch and nearly vomited in my car, the curb monster is out during daylight!
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a homeless preson who eats cat or pet food for a cheap source of food and protein
"Look at that homeless preson eating pet food."
"That would make them a catfood monster."
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Midgets mocha monster frightened me when he slapped me with it.
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1 (v.) the act of taking a huge dump (sometimes refered to as a "Mason slam").
2 (n.) a giant pile of feces.
1. Stop at the next gas station, I have to take a monster slam.
2. The monster slam clogged the bathroom toilet.
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A person (male or female) obsessed with going down on a girl. They spend their days and time thinking and/or talking about going down on a girl. Think of them as you would think of the Cookie Monster and his cookies.
Fucking Brian is coming tonight, I can't deal with all his vag talk, he's such a cooch monster.
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You go to the movies and buy a huge popcorn bucket for you and your girlfriend. You both go sit down in the theater and you (the male) keeps the bucket over your pants. While your girlfriend is not looking, you (the male) puts your dick through the bottom of the popcorn bucket (make sure your hard), when your chick wants some popcorn, everytime she goes to get some she will fondle with your dick and when she realizes it, you will get the greatest BJ of your life.
I pulled a popcorn monster last evening, and my wifey loved me all night in bed.
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When a Mc Donalds Dollar menu Mc chicken is inserted into a Mc Double. Creating a Mc Monster. There is also a Mc Monster challenge where one cannot put down, drink or use a napkin once the contestant has started. This word originated from the Northwest of Washington.
Bill: Lets go to Mc Donalds to do the Mc Monster Challenge!
Joe: Oh god! im still recovering from the last Mc Monster
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