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A squeaker with no life and thinks the are better than anyone
When the vaginal tract is overfilled with infectious purple pus that resembles the color of beets.
"Bro did you have sex with that girl?",
"Nah man she had a gnarly beet muffin."
A very unattractive woman
Some bro: dude, that chick is ugly!
Andrew: she's about as appealing as a punched muffin
a milder form of the word shit, used mainly by teenagers.
1: "ugh, I'm so fed up with this shizz muffin!"
2: "I had to stay behind to pick up all the shizz muffin that fell out of my backpack."
one has a hard core sex with his tutor and gets a a+ for his sex ed and his name is norm
you like muffin pirates don't you haha.
(During intercourse) when you're about to cum, spray your load into your hand. With that hand, wipe it all over your partners butt cheek. Sprinkle some salt on it, then lick it off.
Wife: Honey whats for tea?
Husband: Im gonna make you a salty muffin
Someone who is being annoying and mean
Listen up you little taint muffin, you will give me your chocolate milk.