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One day where you put mug pictures of your friends on social medie to embaress them
Happens on the 1st december
My mate hates national mug day
A mug that can be bought from Sports Direct that is so big that it holds all the water a person will ever need in their lifetime.
Spillages from Sports Direct Migs are believed to have been the cause of most major floods in the 21st century.
Person 1: Oh no I've spilled my Sports Direct Mug!
Person 2: So that's why the whole towns flooded!"
an activity in which it is foolish to engage because it is likely to be unsuccessful or dangerous.
"playing with drugs is a mug's game"
A Carp anglers definition for a fish that has been caught more than once in a session
Dan "look at this carp I just caught", James "that's a mug fish, you caught it last night"
Durring intercourse, when the man cums inside a womans vagina and the woman shits herself while he is cumming.
"Dude how was it??? She looks fine" ... "man this chick is crazy! I asked her how she wanted it and she said fuck me as hard as you can.. and when I was finishing, she looked me in the eyes and pooped all over my bed sheets! I pulled out and was like what the fuck!! And all she said to me was... 'whoops I spilled my pink coffee mug' "
That fat ass bitch tried to hop in my mug whilst his mug leans to the left and rocks to the right