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when a man's pubic hair reaches out longer than his penis does.
Ian's dick is so small he has a wild mushroom
The growths you get on your face from wearing a mask for too long… thanks Covid life!
I’ve been wearing this mask all week I’m breaking out in mask mushrooms
The growths you get on your face from wearing a mask for too long… thanks Covid life!
I’ve been wearing this mask all week I’m breaking out in mask mushrooms
A double meaning:
A description of a chode
Or
A description of the taste of semen: mushroom
Or both.
“I went over to Jeremy’s last night and he totally had a mushroom dick… never again”
A piece of jewelry often worn by LBGT people. In particular it is a big sign that a person might be bisexual
Girl 1: So you think she is bi?
Girl 2: Well she has mushroom earrings so make of that as you will.
The act of jerking off with your hand and dick inside her pussy at the same time
I tried banging a hooker last night but had to pull a Tainted Mushroom because she was so whalered out
The act of master bating inside a vagina with your cock and hand inside.
That bitch was so blown out I had to pull a tainted mushroom