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A condom is a pecado
Enrique:use a condom bro
Me: un condon es un pecado
something your parents should've used on you
dude : prolife is the best
gay men : actually you cant say that
dude : why
gay men : because what if you get a lady pregnant?
dude: uhhhh..
gay man : exactly, this is why your parents should've used a condom on you.
The thing your parents should've used.
"Damn, I should've used a condom last night."
"the way you slide that wiener sockie wockies upon your wiener makes me nut. it's just like a condom. just like when rïan bounces he's little feeties.
Something that all people should buy before having sex. These little rubbers will help you not get STD's so next time you go to the store please buy some and don't end up in the hospital with an infection because u didn't want to spend $5 to buy some. Hospital bill will be more expensive.
Kids use Condoms before having sex, Make sure you check it and its still good to use.
Use a goddamn rubber for your dick to enjoy a night with a hoe
Hoe: Aughhh HARDER DADDY *MOANS"
BABY PLZ FASTER, DONT STOP * MOANS LOUDLY"
Condom
Balloon but protection
Shit my condom lemme go get it real quick then we'll make sex with no mistakes~