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1- The preferred method of asking someone if they are aware of the signs and tell-tale indications that make another aware of the person in question's homosexuality. This phrase was made famous in the movie, 'The 40-Year Old Virgin'.
PAUL: "You know how I know you're gay?"
GREG: "How?"
PAUL: "Because you have a triangle rainbow bumper sticker on your car that says, 'I like balls in my face.'"
GREG: "That's gay!?"
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A retort signifying one of two scenarios based on context and speaker:
(1) A dejected loser who initially engaged in debate has ventured out of their depth, and now attempts to break for the intellectual fire-escape by using a phrase he himself has been the recipient of previously. This dejected loser will return to his parents' basement and continue to research the topic at issue in an attempt to prepare for the imminent rematch for which no one requested.
(2) A virgin, loser has attempted to engage a total Chad, who has not one solitary fuck to give, because this Chad is concerned with the important things in life like: partying, recreational drug abuse, and disrespecting women. The Chad uses the ironic retort, and with good authority. This Chad is the fiesta and everyone knows it. The dejected loser will return to his parents' basement and cry.
Virgin Loser:" . . . and that is why the Flash would kill the Hulk everytime they fought. Honestly, it's embarrassing you even thought he stood a chance."
Defeated Virgin Loser: *visibly sweating and mentally panicking* "Pssshh. Yeah. Pssshhh. Right. W-w-well, I bet. . . I bet you're fun at parties!"
Virgin Loser: "Chad why do you like Skrillex. He's not even a real musician, like Megadeath or Anthrax. I mean, can Skrillex even play guitar, much less shred like James Hetfield/Buckethead/Steve Vai/..."
Chad: *never breaking eye contact with the captain of the cheer team* "I bet you're fun at parties."
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An ad that I see all the fucking time on Urban Dictionary.
4 Signs You're About to Die of a Heart Attack. *Insert image of foot.*
The most self-incriminating thing a suspect can say to a law enforcement official.
A suspect who has a substantial amount of evidence linking him/her to a crime will act completely oblivious to the matter.
Saying such a phrase will destroy a suspect's credibility since he/she is being non-cooperative and is obviously lying.
Officer: We've got your DNA on the dead body, your fingerprints are all over the murder weapon, and we have three credible eye-witnesses saying they saw you pull the trigger!
Suspect: I have no idea what you're talking about.
Officer: Thanks, that's all I needed to hear.
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a more militantly-minded version of the popular "you're about to get to know me"; instead of expressing its surface desire to become "properly introduced," this phrase is akin to the Shakespearean cry "into the breach once again dear friends" and is most likely used by an individual who wants to kick some serious tail
Guy 1: "I slept with your partner"
"Your Partner"'s partner: "You're about to find out who I am"
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A video where someone got really fucking mad at a 9 year old.
It is mostly used when someone steals your robux or V-bucks.
It can also be used if someone isn't FUNNEH
Kara: U r not so pro
Glob: Do you honestly think you're fucking funneh?!
quit putting stuff up here that I didn't
put here.
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