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A state of being highly agitated, yet feeling limp and boneless, anticipating a momentous event.
Sitting in the front row at the Oscars, watching as the envelope was slowly opened, waiting to hear her name called for Best Actress, she was on pins and noodles, wondering if she'd be able to walk to the stage or whether her legs would turn to spaghetti.
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A dumbass noodle is a very thin half white half Asian man who just loves eating noodles just as much as being an asshole. That's why they're called a dumbass noodle. CUZ there white and skinny. Also, it's a noodle and you know how much Asians love their eating noodles. *stereotype* *stereotype* *stereotype* Not to mention. They like doing the peace sign and doing cringey Musical.lys. If the there are a group of noodles, then they can be called "a dumbass bowl of ramen."
Guy 1: Hey, look at that white clusterfuck of white people.
Guy 2: If one of them manages to win over that Asian chick, a dumbass noodle will come into existence!
Guy 1 and 2: NOOOOOOOOO
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Noodle Party - When a customer or client fucks up incredibly, causing your entire business to have to drop everything and try and fix their problem. Requires lots of noodles.
Our client seriously fucked up last night and we had to do an all night Noodle Party to fix their mistakes.
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A person, who during inter course develops a flaccid penis
(1) if in the process of losing their vigninity - the wet noodle voids the accomplishment- YOU ARE STILL A VIRGIN
“Yo, does it count if I got a wet noodle?”
“No Lennon you stupid, wet noodles don’t count”
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what dykes munch on mornin noon and night
"Man, she was eatin vaggie noodles from dusk til dawn"
"do you think she could eat vaggie noodles?"
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When a man has a penis that is abnormally like a wet ramen noodle.
Steeve yesterday I woke up and my room mate pranked my by showing me his brothers ramen noodle.
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