Chris Brown

(verb) To beat, cause harm, or hospitalize.

I Chris Brown baby seals

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Chris Brown

To physically abuse, harm, or damage the face of a female, most commonly Rhianna. Immediatly after, one must "run it" into hiding.

Girl: I ate the last slice of pizza

Guy: Bitch I will Chris Brown you!

Girl: Oh no! not my face

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Chris Brown

To repeatedly deliver a pride-obliterating bitch slap. Preferably to a woman; Even if she has done nothing wrong.

Did you see the Mike Tyson fight a few years ago? He totally went Chris Brown on that guy's ass!

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Chris Brown

A man that will be somebody's baby daddy some day

Hey, you wanna Keauhna's kid Chris Brown?" "Hell yess!

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Chris Brown

(Verb) 1. The act of beating ones girlfriend or wife.

That bitch was tramping around, so when she came home I totally Chris Browned her ass

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brown snake

a turd, poop, shit, duece, etc.

I gotta go, a brown snake is playin peek-a-boo with my butthole

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Chris Brown

The action of beating the crap out of someone, that leads to major bruises and scars.

Boy: Hey babe, can you pass me the chips?

Girl: Why don't you get it yourself?

Boy: Girl...don't make me Chris Brown ya ass!

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