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if you get stuck in a washing machine, your stepbro will come and you know the rest
washing machine theory
bro didn't you get pegged by the penis sex machine last night?
A drinking game in which you line up several shot glasses and drink them all consecutively as fast as humanely possible. The winner is whoever can black out the fastest.
PersonA: "Hell Yea! Let's get this party started. Machine Gun Shots time!"
**lines up a row of shots**
**drinks all shots in a row**
PersonA: "Shit guys, I'm pretty fucked right now."
When you start shitting out turd after turd and it sounds like a machine gun.
Dude, kyle said he had the machine gun shits after he had mexican food last night.
An old mans soft penis in a beautiful young woman
"He's pulling out the ol oyster in the slot machine."
1.) what you call someone who is an amazingly huge fag
2.) Someone who plays call of duty all day
3.) A kid with hair that looks like pubic hair
4.) A person who talks really slow like a stoner even though they dont smoke
kid- mr. moxley call me green cheese machine
teacher- go fuck yourself
Often also named Stefan, Morry or Mandy.
That Serbian Sex Machine Mandy knows how to give good D