going number 3

That time-of-the-month.

Hey Gary, wanna play poker tonight?
Ugh. I wish. My wife is going number 3.

Beth, do you have any tampons? I'm going number 3.

Why you got laser eyes baby? Are you going number 3?

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Number Nine

An extremely large mess with a high pitched voice and smells of ass. If you are in this situation... well... I guess your life sucks!

Number Nine, Number Nine, Number Nine, Number Nine.

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Hello number nine

A phrase whispered by a heavy drinker to his 9th beer at a tailgate party.

Did you here Robert say hello number nine?

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number one asshole

Phrase to describe a super asshole. The biggest asshole ever. A complete jerk. Class clown. Often stated as a question.

Jr. High Woodshop Class

Me: ( Making faces at Martinez who just got in trouble. )
Mr. Criner to me: You trying to be number one asshole around here?!

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The Who By Numbers

Seventh Studio Album by The Who released October 18, 1975.

The Who By Numbers:
1."Slip Kid" – 4:31
2."However Much I Booze" – 5:02
3."Squeeze Box" – 2:42
4."Dreaming From the Waist" – 4:07
5."Imagine a Man" – 4:04
6."Success Story" (Entwistle) – 3:22
7."They Are All in Love" – 3:02
8."Blue, Red and Grey" – 2:49
9."How Many Friends" – 4:06
10."In a Hand or a Face" – 3:25

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Lucky Number 7

A gang bang which involves 7 guys and 1 lucky lady. The girl is getting fucked in the ass, fucked in the vagina, titty fucked, all while giving a footjob, a handjob to two guys and giving a blowjob. There for giving all 7 guys something to do. This is typically followed by a death star

"So last night me and 6 other guys from the lacrosse team went over to that hookers house and did a lucky number 7

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Number three

Its diarrhea because it has the fluid of pee but it still is poop.

Male number 1: Yo man last night after dinner i had some bad number three it stinked up the whole bathroom.

Male Number 2:Damn man i never want to have a number 3

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