officer pancakes

An adorable cute plush animal. Typically a tiger. Used to show true love and affection towards a significant other.

Thank you so much for officer pancakes! I love him so much he is my favorite

Office Works

The term office work means that you have gotten away with something without a superior parent or guardian finding out of the action you secretly carried out

Oh yea the boys I just pulled the biggest office works

Office Works

Formal term for vibes.

Also defined as fish and chips and dominos dependant on mood.

Dude go in hard, this shit is office works as fuck.

office carrier

A person who is regularly sick. Instead of staying home to tend their illness, they bring their sickness into the office and spread it. These people tend to have children, the ultimate carrier.

Jane, the office carrier, decided to be selfish and work today, despite being sick as a dog.

office pet

A nickname for a person in the office whom you have a strong affinity for. Your office sweetheart.

Always knew I could count on you- office pet.

Office door mat

Referred to as the office administrator. Others will pile shit on your plate and pull you in 5 different ways. Accomplishing any task of will become nearly impossible. People will copy you in on emails and tell other people that you will be reaching out to them. This covers ones ass., but not yours. You will be paid less than 95% of people in a company. If you are hourly you will be will the first person at the office in the morning and the last one to leave.

Thanks Sharon, our office door mat will reach out to you to insert task here.

going into the office

Meetings and chit-chat till 12:00, pub until 15:00 then "wobbly pool" until 16:30 then home.

I'll be in bed by eight tonight I'm "going into the office" today.