Random
Source Code
Random
Quite possibly the greatest neighborhood of all time, Woodland Farms has produced more legends than any other neighborhood in the United States since the National Neighborhood Rankings (INR) were established in 1912.
notable achievements:
NNR #1 neighborhood in the nation: 1991-present
Heights of North Park Hockey Champions: 2002-2003
Rowan Road Hockey Champions: 1997-2003
notable busts:
josh banas
tom pavia
brian merzlack
evan biganski
justin schmidt
A rich white people neighborhood with nothing to do and nowhere to go. People that live here go to Carlynton, the worst school on the planet. It is next to Crafton and Carnegie. If you live in Rosslyn Farms, people call you "rich" or "privileged" and if you don't, then you live in the hood or some other sucky ass place.
She's from Rosslyn Farms, she must live in a big ass house!
When one "drives" farm equipment, tractors, loaders etc, one always has both hands on something. A farm wave is eye contact, and a slight nod. I see you, and you see me.
When I drove through my neighborhood and and saw the cops staking out the neighbor's quinceañera party, I gave one a farm wave. 'Cause a bunch of teenage girls can get up to shit.
Use to be country music now its been internationally recognized as farm emo.
sandy: im bout to go listen to some country! YE HAW!!
SpongeBob: i thought that was farm emo now sandy?
Patrick: whats country i only heard of farm emo? Where am i? Who are you people!
The sexual action of a man laying across two chairs, as the woman gives him a handjob and the man cums in a bucket, like a farmer milking a cow. The woman proceeds to drink the bucket.
Hey Mark, I heard you and Mary tried some wild stuff last night!
Yeah, she's great at female farming!
It was a long week, so I parked up the V8 at the egg farm and fucked off home
When a landlord takes money from tenant’s deposits every time they let it out, but never use the money to actually fix or replace the thing it’s for. Often the damage being charged for is more like fair wear and tear, or was a problem before the tenants even moved in.
My landlord took our deposit to replace the carpet that was stained when we arrived. I know the next tenants and when I went to visit them, the stain was still there. Seems like they were just deposit farming.