The most Nasty, Raunchy, Disgusting thing in your life.
Girl1: "Omg! Did you see what Serina was wearing?"
Girl2: "YES! It was pure table!"
Girl1: "I know i want to throw up just looking at her!"
When the situation is getting real and you put in your all.
Fat nuts on the table when i askes this girl out
1. Hard sex on a table
2. When slime is good for playing on a table
1. My boyfriend and I did some table play yesterday *wink*
2. This slime is really good for clicks, bubble pops, and table play
The act of shaving, then eating, pubic hair of your partner.
James: Hey Kareem, what's up man? How'd your date go last night?
Kareem: Way better then expected. This was the 4th date I went on with Dolores and she's kind of kinky.
James: Is she? She seems pretty tame up when we all got together at the fish fry last weekend.
Kareem: I know she does, but we had some drinks last night and were talking about fetishes. She asked mine and I told her I love farm to table. She was into it.
James: The fuck is farm to table?
Kareem: Shaving a girls pussy, laying it up on her stomach, then nibbling/eating it until it's gone. A girl can do it to me as well if she wants.
James: I have no words...
A bottle of water that looks like what you would find on a restaurant table.
You are face timing a friend and you get you bottle of table water, they say, "omg, she's got her table water you noob!" and you say," stop noosing me noob"
Where every deep conversation with your homies goes down
Remember the conversation at the glass table last night?
When a bunch of people eat shit. (This definition came to me in a dream)
''Bro the guys from that scary movie were doing a cow's dining table bro''