beat the bishop

a synonym for the term "jerk off"

shit ....she so sluty , she made my dick hard. now i gotta go home and beat the bishop.

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Beat La!

The homosexual man's mating call. To say Beat La in public is to ask if any homosexuals are in earshot. To respond to a Beat La is to confirm that you are a homosexual.

I saw the boy screaming Beat La! Another young boy said the same thing. They are both gay.

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Monkey Beats

Music that typically black people listen to

Sounds like it's from the Jungle of Africa

Simliar if not the same as Jungle Beats

Whoa.. those crazy black guys are listening to Monkey Beats!

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Beating Cheeks

To have rough anal sex.

last I was beating cheeks with my girlfriend

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Beat the Heat

Someone that will forever be rembered for raising the standars and always will remain uncompetitive

No one can compete with her, she really Beat the Heat

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BEAT DROP

Yabadaboobap 😭🔫 yabadababadawatawoowap 😖

Ur mom: Why are you sad?
Me: BEAT DROP 😪

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beat by the monkey

When someone in school gets such a low score on a multiple choice test that a monkey filling in random answers would have beaten them.

Deon: What the..? I got a 12% on my biology midterm!

Poindexter: Weren't there only 4 possible answers for each question? You should have gotten a 25% even if you guessed on every single one!

Deon: How can this be? How can I know LESS than nothing?

Poindexter: Haha, you got beat by the monkey.

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