the heavy sleep after a night of drinking tons of alcohol where you cant be woken up for anything
i was supposed to meet my buddy this morning for a movie but i was in a beer coma
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When you're drinking a beer alone, and realize that you have no friends, you just broke up or people just hate you, and you start to cry in your beer.
"Hey man, what did you do yesterday?"
"Well Stacy just broke up with me, I had a tear beer to make me feel a bit better"
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A sexual act where someone is cock slapped whilst simultaneously being urinated on.
"I love a good old beer batter but my girlfriend isn't up for it."
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Drinking copious amounts of the alcoholic beverage beer
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an alcoholic beverage, often brewed from barley and hops, that is consumed by a douchebag during the hours of sunlight.
Douchebag 1: What should be do in Williamsburg today?
Douchebag 2: Let's get a Day Beer.
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The two dimples in the small of a woman's back. Especially prominent on Yoga chicks.
I was doing this yoga chick from behind whilst she was blowing my buddy. I put my beer down on one of her beer dimples for a moment and my buddy grabbed it and started drinking it!
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A mixed alcoholic beverage consisting of rum and cream soda.
Yar, pass me pirate beer over 'ere, i need to warm me blood with a bit of rum 'n cream!
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