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Liz Hemmings is the biggest cock block known to man.
Similar to writer's block but for spreadsheet dorks rather than writing dorks. Having trouble or being completely unable to begin a spreadsheet because you cannot envision how the analysis needs to look.
John: "I need to get this analysis done for my boss but I can't figure out how to get started...total spreadsheet block."
Dave: "You're a fucking dork!"
When another nigga is tryna steal yo girl
Cock blocked means getting blocked by another dude from a girl
Guy 1: "Peter Reisdorf is such an expert cock blocker."
Guy 2: "Wow, what a douche."
When you are about to have sex, but your friend interrupts you, ruining the moment
*boy about to kiss girl*
* door swings open and friend comes*
Boy: You totally just cock blocked me mate.
1. Let’s chop the block this Saturday
2. I saw Mike chopping the block with Sara at the last night’s party
The act of a boss or manager scheduling you for certain shifts so that you avoid working along side someone you are trying to have sex with. Cock blocking you by giving you bad shifts.
Man, there's this new girl at work who is so hot! But I never work with her, my manager is always shift blocking me.
When someone gets you so mad you delete/block them on social media. This can happen because they posted something so stupid or ignorant that you could no longer allow them to influence your feed or they did something that simply upset you to they point where want to forget they exist.
Brad: hey, did you see John's status about how he believes goldfish and pigeons are plotting to enslave mankind?
Roger: yes, it was so dumb I had to rage block him just to protect my brain cells...
Kelly: did you see Chris got married this weekend?
John: yea, I didn't get invited thought so when I saw the pics on IG I rage blocked him. I hope the pigeons and goldfish take him out first....