A form of female masterbation in which the female uses the corner of a table to stimulate her vagina. Often done with an image or video to make the experience more enjoyable
Yumi: He Dannie! I just caught Rose table masterbation to your picture!
Dannie: I always knew she was gay
The most Nasty, Raunchy, Disgusting thing in your life.
Girl1: "Omg! Did you see what Serina was wearing?"
Girl2: "YES! It was pure table!"
Girl1: "I know i want to throw up just looking at her!"
When the situation is getting real and you put in your all.
Fat nuts on the table when i askes this girl out
1. Hard sex on a table
2. When slime is good for playing on a table
1. My boyfriend and I did some table play yesterday *wink*
2. This slime is really good for clicks, bubble pops, and table play
A bottle of water that looks like what you would find on a restaurant table.
You are face timing a friend and you get you bottle of table water, they say, "omg, she's got her table water you noob!" and you say," stop noosing me noob"
Where every deep conversation with your homies goes down
Remember the conversation at the glass table last night?
When a bunch of people eat shit. (This definition came to me in a dream)
''Bro the guys from that scary movie were doing a cow's dining table bro''