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You have a raw potato on your desk, or your a couch potato but you like tables.
YOU TABLE POTATO!
We should hit the tables. Maybe get something out of this. You want to talk about that, I'll be down at the tables. (Unsolved TV Show, episode 2)
to put your keyboard cell phone down on a table and place your hand(s) on it and type your txt message like a keyboard on a computer.
I was at a fast food place and I had a burger in my hand, but I had to txt someone, so I started table txting with my free hand.
Table pour: as a statement - implies beer was so bad you couldn’t risk it staying in your drinking vessel long enough to. Make it to a dump bucket. Properly done by pouring it on the table while maintaining eye contact with whomever gave you this beer.
“Actual water on mars would taste better, even if it would ruin my body by consuming it. This beer is so bad it’s a table pour.”
When you are about to get your ass eaten you do one last emergency wipe right beforehand to ensure you are clean for the ass consumer.
Matt: Did you clean the table?
Alex: Yes of course I did!
Minecraft block with absolutely no correct crafting recipes
I made a literal GOLDEN PICKAXE with my Minecraft Crafting Table WITH 3 PIECES OF PURE GOLD