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On a drunk scale of 1-10 it rates a 9. Pretty Fucking Drunk.
Keli: How are you feeling..?
Heather: I'm Fucking... French toast Drunk! *stumble*
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a state of super excitement about an event or activity. An advance on the phrase keen bean as the thought of bees on toast makes it more extreme and dangerous.
Example 1:
Boy: Want to go out drinking?
Girl: I am keen as bees on toast to have a night out drinking.
Example 2:
"Michelle is keen as bees on toast for some gherkins"
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When a male dips his balls in melted butter, then proceeds to roll them in cinnamon, then hits a girl in the face with them, the resulting impact should have a slightly crunchy sound.
Tom: Dude, what did you and Becky do last night?
Phil: We totally fucked, so for breakfast I gave her a little Cinnamon Toast Crunch!
Tom: Nice!
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The team that is going to win May Madness.
The French Toast Mafia made it to the Final Four in May Madness.
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Something thats cute, and slightly geeky, of course in a good way. Rather than 'sex on toast' (although they may be perceived as that as well) they are referred to as a 'Dork In A Toasted Bagel'. They are very cute, sweet, loveable, and some would even say 'perfect' :)
Person 1: "i think you're sex on toast ;D"
Person 2: "really? haha, nahh..i think i'm more like a Dork In A Toasted Bagel"
Person 1: "aww, you're adorable, my lil DIATB ^_^ "
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Toast off on a toastie friend.
after becoming shit shanked, an individual bolts past without washing their hands.. dropping a deuce and grabbing the door handle.
I went to the bathroom and man with no regards to cleanliness, walked passed me without washing his hands.. He left me shit shanked and toast I thought to myself as I grabbed the door handle...I'm not hungry any more..