Playing the TinMan

Copulating yourself, while watching gay fetish porn about robots getting it on. lots of greasy oil lube usually shown in these productions.

most famous Examples of Playing the tinman include; Mr. Weebls Sexy-robots, and hentai of atlas and Peabody from the famous portal 2

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playing it christian

The time or period in between one masturbating or touching one's self.

I was playing it christian for one week and the let it go and boom it was like a flash flood supersoaker, that shit sprayed everywere.

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Role-play

when your partner likes role play during your hourly sex ritual and asks you to come up with your repertoire of characters you do it coz he is your partner and his kinks turn you on.

Role-play: "Babe, i really need you to dominate me with devilish devouring hunger now.
OK, can you be really shy and submissive, honey? I wanna be the one to hurt you good. Turn around. Spread your legs.
Love, I could really do with an ice cold attitude and just enough attention to signal me that its ok to eat you out. Im the bear, you are holding the honey pot, ok?"

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Period play

Any sexual activity well I'm a woman is on her period.

You down for Period play?
Hell yeah yes I am!

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Playing Indian

1. Its when you are going down on your wife or girlfriend, and you discover they are menstruating and wearing a tampon. You grab the tampon string with your teeth and pull it out, then you vigorously swing your head back and forth to place red warpaint markings on your cheeks. You then make the classic "woo woo woo woo" sound with your hand over your mouth and proceed to get down to business.

2. The smeared red face you get after going down on a woman on her period. Usually alcohol is a factor.

Michael: Man, my wife is special this week. I guess I won't get any for awhile.

Joe: Nah, just do some "playing Indian" and she will be so freaked out she will forget and let you nail her.

"To my surprise she was on the rag, but I just played Indian and got down to business."

"Wow you must have been drunk, by the look of your face you were playing Indian last night."

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Playing possum

When someone fakes their own hanging auto erotic asphyxiation death in order to have a paramedic or medical examiner come and pick up their body. At which point said person would ejaculate on paramedic/medical examiners face

**** you're laying on the floor with a belt around your neck still attached to the broken shower curtain with you pants around your ankles, hard as a penguins dick in a blizzard "****

-Enters Paramedic/ Medical Examiner, kneels down close-

"How long has he been laying ther......(hot load is shoots directly across her face) JESUS FUCKING CHRIST YOU MOTHER FUCKER!!! CALL THE COPS, THIS SHIT HEAD IS PLAYING POSSUM!!!!"

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play towers

(noun) a word describing a zoo type enclosure of any sort, which is generally used for the human obtaining of lacerations to various parts of the body.

(verb) to do a play towers, to spend about 2 hours driving around bendy countryside to pick up more countryside type folk, for no purpose except the good of your health.

(colloquial) (insult) you haven't been to play towers !

see above.
N.B. this is the most common phrase in the english language, in particular among country folk, dotted around lincolnshire

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