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A Pole smoker is someone who likes to give head to their boss to justify the minimal work they actually do.
“I just saw Scott sucking Andre’s cock! What a pole smoker!”
1) A box for storing Poles.
2) A vagina for storing dicks
I stabbed her in the pole box. She lost the election.
An individual that thrives on ruining the excitement and wonder of others.
"Wind and Solar are the future of power!"
"Yeah, idiot, who needs falcons and desert tortoises anyway?"
"Wow...you are definitely a South Pole Elf."
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Being pegged by your wife with a dildo made from a mold of your own penis. The twist being that the dildo is increased in size by 33% in all dimensions.
"Cheryl wants to spice things up and bring a new man into the bedroom. I've been warming up with the upside down pony pole for a few weeks, so I'll be ready for that big ole bull!"
A. The Penis
B. An activity mainly men watch and want women to not nag or question about it
A. Rita: Boy, could you go harder, Ricky?
Ricky: Sorry Rita. You have to respect The Sacred Totem Pole
B. Husband: Honey, I have to watch the Football Game!
Nagging Wife: Why do you HAVE to watch the game?
Husband: Cuz, The game is my sacred totem pole!
When you are unbuckled while speeding in a car and you drive as fast as you can into a pole making you fly into the pole.
I'm going to kiss the pole tonight.
When your in you how and out of nowhere a pole crashes right into the center of your anus
Me: lalala
Also me: ugh that pole feels goo
Pole sex try it